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Ebből Mass Effect 3 lesz.

Az új patch red textje (ami a chatboxban megjelenik) azzal kezdődött, hogy "The people have spoken!", mondván az "emberek szóltak, meghalloták, jön a patch". Na most olyan szinten megint elcsesztek benne dolgokat, hogy ihaj.
Angolul van, de zseniális:
"Ok DE since its so funny, i'd like to tell some jokes
Joke 1 : Cmon DE you don't need to focus on the players that have been by your side the whole entire time, its just not in your line of sight.
Joke 2 : I mean excaliber he was trash anyway right, and trinity was so 1960's who plays healers these days anyway. and Mag, who even cares about giant magnets anyway lets face it last time we cared about magnets was back in science class but really we haven't been in school for a while so its irreverent, but screw it nobody cares about physics anyway.
Joke 3 : Last time i checked spec savers were doing a pretty good deal for 2 for 1 on glasses, sounds like a good deal to me (line of sight)
Joke 4 : Hey DE you know the range on saryn ulti pretty great nobody cared about the damage anyway, lets make it a heal instead. then it would be useful
Joke 5 : i guess the new suggestion for nucleur warefare should take some suggestions from the ol' hellion dregs i mean, if we had given that idea to a few trigger happy nations we would be winning wars faster. Or lost you never know
Joke 6 : by the way, i think tower 4 is too easy with our freshly nurfed frames! might want to add another 100% damage increase and throw in a few more mod reductions, i mean cmon, 50 is way too high nowerdays.
Joke 7 : in the west part of viver born i was made and amazed on the grinding mission where i spent most of my days, chillin out cappin corpus acting all cool, and bashing some moa's with mah big heavy tool, after a couple of DEVS were up to no good, they nerfed everything under my hood, I did 60 minutes to long and the community got scared, and rabecca said, "were making nerfs and reducing vivir back to the dead."
Joke 8 : Knock knock.... whos there..... its the care workers, we'd like to take excal prime back to the vegetable factory...
Joke 9 : hey guys wanna hear a joke, grand master founder
Joke 10 : Whats the diference between DE and star wars, at least the Jedi actually listen to the council
Joke 11: when lotus said, "leave nothing alive" i didnt think they ment the Liset.
Joke 12 : Whats faster than running a T1 capture mission,everyone leaving due to this patch"
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