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• #11538 fokukac nagyúr frame>24 #11535

  2008-07-15 17:06:29 #11538

  Összes hozzászólása itt Válaszok az összes hozzászólására itt Válaszok erre a hozzászólásra

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  fokukac

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  válasz frame>24 #11535 üzenetére

  pedig megpróbálhatnád...!

  What is marketing?

  1) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach
  her directly and then say,
  "I'm fantastic in bed."
  That's Direct Marketing.
  
  2) You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
  gorgeous girl. One of your friends approaches her,
  points at you and says to her,
  "He's fantastic in bed."
  That's Advertising.

  3) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach
  her and get her cellphone number. The next day you
  call and say,
  "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
  That's Telemarketing.

  4) You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get
  up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and
  pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up
  her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then
  politely say,
  "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed"
  That's Public Relations.

  5) You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She
  walks up to you and then says,
  "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
  Now that's Brand Recognition.

  

  Pleased to meet you - hope you guess my name

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